Gym

The gym is the most popular room in the entire building! Almost every class in the gym is taught by the same teachers (I don't know how they can stand watching kids for that long). There have been many scary stories about gym class. There's a rumor that the gym teachers are training kids for another raid on Area 51!

There are lots of games like dodgeball, quiche, ultimate frizbee, and Turkey Dance (we don't talk about Turkey Dance). But ever since the old gym teacher left, the games have gotten worse. No offense!

*Notice/Warning
The old gym teacher just kind of called it quits after a decade of teaching at the coop (it wasn't his fault). Now new teachers have taken control over the gym and made new rules! Gym class is no longer the fun rounds of Dodgeball and Ultimate Frisbee; it's now run with real, strict rules and games. May Dodgeball RIP in peace 😞. The new games can be exhausting and pointless, but I don't want to sound like a rude brat. So it's up to you: Will you stay in gym (and suffer getting teased by the 10th graders), or leave and go to another class like Volleyball?

The Very Mysterious Incident of the Very Mysterious Notes
In the first half of 2019, kids started noticing strange notes on the floor of the gym. These notes had weird "instructions" explaining some of the games kids played. Except they were worded very stupid and made no sense at all. The kids thought they were hilarious! They still don't know who made them. Other instructions have been found too, such as a short manual with complicated steps explaining how to "be cool like the rickety radical backwards hat radical dude." Let's be real, nobody will ever be as cool as him.