Thread:Ms Lemon/@comment-47106062-20201009212031

Step 1. Lick your hands thoroughly. Step 2. Grab a lemon. Step 3. Place lemon gently inside your mouth. Step 4. Bit the lemon with full force. GIVE IT NO MERCY! Step 5. Take lemon out of your mouth when it starts bleeding. Step 6. Throw lemon at the ground with full force 26 times in a row. Step 7. Pick lemon up. Step 8. Examine the lemon. If it is not bruised, you are not worthy of holding the lemon, and you must give up or die. Step 9. Stare at lemon without blinking for 26 hours. Step 10. Take lemon outside. Step 11. Find a car. The license plate MUST have the number 26 on it. Step 12. Make sure someone is in the car. Step 13. Knock on window. Step 14. When the driver opens the window, throw the lemon at them. Step 15. Call 911. Step 16. Say that the driver stole your lemon. Step 17. When youre sure that the cops are coming, hang up. Step 18. Take lemon back and run away. Step 19. Hide until the lemon stealer has been arrested. Step 20. Go back in your house. Step 21. Go to kitchen. Step 22. Grab a huge butcher knife. Step 23. Cut lemon. But becuse you suck, you accidentally cut your thumb off. Step 24. Do not call 911. Drive to the hospital yourself instead. Step 25. Drive. Step 26. Pass out while on the expressway and crash and die. 